The people that come up to you in nightclubs offering shots! It's like if i wanted one i'd just go to the bar!
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The people that come up to you in nightclubs offering shots! It's like if i wanted one i'd just go to the bar!
"People don't like it when you're northern and talented and good-looking"
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No word of a lie. I've just opened a tube of Pringles and the bastards have shrunk. Same sized tube but much smaller crisp inside.Beware!
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Commentators, sports reporters and any other twat that says Euro 20-12(twenty twelve)...were English you bunch of ****wits, not Americans!!!
It's Euro 2012 (two thousand and twelve).
riise94 (28-06-2012)
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When your broadband keeps going off/on off/on. **** off BT
"People don't like it when you're northern and talented and good-looking"
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When you're texting with whoever.. You use certain abbreviations to shorten words right?
Text = Txt Later = L8r You = U..... And so on...... But Ok suddenly becomes... Okay or Okies or Oki Doki....
Why the Fck do people do that?.... Boggles the mind.
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Twats who keep spamming our forum with their poxy advertisements
"Veni, Vidi, Vici".
Most football teams are temperamental. That's 90% temper and 10% mental.
mosstopher (19-07-2012)
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Fookin' Tesco!
I was in there the other day deciding on which rice to buy. I then noticed a 500g bag cost 59p. However, the 1kg bag cost £1.29! I strode up immediately to the nearest employee.
"Excuse me, but why is the 500g bag of Tesco basmati rice cheaper than the 1kg bag of Tesco basmati rice?"
He came over, looked at the prices, looked at me like an idiot, and said, "Yes sir you are right, as you can see, the 500g bag is 59p. But the 1kg is £1.29."
I sighed. "No, it's cheaper to buy two 500g bags than it is to buy 1kg."
"Ooooooh. Yeah. You're right. Well, "I imagine" it has something to do with transport. It probably has to come further than the 500g bag."
I sighed even heavier and wandered off without my basmati rice
This is just one of the many, many personal encounters I have had with Tesco Extra!
When faced with certain disaster, defiance is the only answer
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We might be managed by a crappy service, and ruled by the monopoly of Kinston Communications, but when you are only serving about 100,000 people, you get a damn good line, and a damn fast one too.Originally Posted by Ben2710
When faced with certain disaster, defiance is the only answer
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There are 2 Tesco mini markets near where I work.Fookin' Tesco!
I was in there the other day deciding on which rice to buy. I then noticed a 500g bag cost 59p. However, the 1kg bag cost £1.29! I strode up immediately to the nearest employee.
"Excuse me, but why is the 500g bag of Tesco basmati rice cheaper than the 1kg bag of Tesco basmati rice?"
He came over, looked at the prices, looked at me like an idiot, and said, "Yes sir you are right, as you can see, the 500g bag is 59p. But the 1kg is £1.29."
I sighed. "No, it's cheaper to buy two 500g bags than it is to buy 1kg."
"Ooooooh. Yeah. You're right. Well, "I imagine" it has something to do with transport. It probably has to come further than the 500g bag."
I sighed even heavier and wandered off without my basmati rice
This is just one of the many, many personal encounters I have had with Tesco Extra!
I'm pretty sure the main qualification to work there is to be as slow as possible... I swear I've seen trees move quicker than the sloths they employ. I hate having to go in either for anything.
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Seeing as most of them aren't even being paid, I'd suppose motivation is a quality lacking from that corner shop.There are 2 Tesco mini markets near where I work.
I'm pretty sure the main qualification to work there is to be as slow as possible... I swear I've seen trees move quicker than the sloths they employ. I hate having to go in either for anything.
When faced with certain disaster, defiance is the only answer
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Well I never, eatmyfootball,good to see you back mate,missed you on here.
bertcocaine (17-07-2012), eatmyfootball (24-07-2012), riise94 (23-07-2012)
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The only saving grace of Tesco Express is the automated tills. They're slow, easily confused, and obsessed with accusing you of sneaking stuff into the bagging area, but it still beats dealing with Tesco staff.
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I was having some issues with some unpleasant people, so I went back to the people I know best. They weren't in, but you guys were.Well I never, eatmyfootball,good to see you back mate,missed you on here.
But thank you tafftog, that's very kind. And it is indeed good to speak to you. Here's a little gift just for you tafftog.
I'm sure he's winding the guy up, but he does play it so well.
When faced with certain disaster, defiance is the only answer
tafftog (18-07-2012), TheHurtLocker873 (19-07-2012)
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Haha
Last edited by tafftog; 18-07-2012 at 08:29.
eatmyfootball (24-07-2012)
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^^^Most definitely this!!!
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Yep Tony and mosstopher,I pop in early in the morning and there is nothing worse than seeing the whole of Gen chat full of these b*****d spammers!!!!
mosstopher (19-07-2012), Tony07 (21-07-2012)
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Still owning video tapes, but not a VHS tape player.
When faced with certain disaster, defiance is the only answer
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Hello mate
eatmyfootball (24-07-2012)
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buying a board game at a garage sale, then discovering while at home that it was missing one integral piece! grrrrrrrrrr
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I buy those board games from charity shops, take that piece out, and then give it back to charity shops
When faced with certain disaster, defiance is the only answer
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