I found this on another site, both inspirational and hilarious to say the least!
A Spurs fan guide to... the Champions League final
You didn't want it. I didn't want it. But we got it. Finishing 4th means that Chelsea's success or failure in Saturday night's Champions League final will define Tottenham's season.
If the Blues win, we face another year of Europa League football: potentially unglamorous trips to Eastern Europe and cringe-worthy attempts from ITV4 and Channel 5 to glorify the tournament. If they lose, White Hart Lane will be hosting Champions League nights again. No biggie.
And the team we're relying on to beat them? European giants and four-time champions Bayern Munich. A club soaked in history. Armed with some of the most lethal predators in world football. And playing the final in their own back yard. What could possibly go wrong?
Somehow, Chelsea have wriggled their way into the final, miraculously battling past Napoli and Benfica before thwarting the greatest club side of all time with 10 men. People say that their name is already written on the trophy. Maybe it is. But let's not be premature with the engraving. 90 minutes (or 120+ if there's extra-time and penalties) is a long time in football. Anything can happen.
And so on Saturday, for one night only, we are Bayern Munich fans.
We must get behind our new team 100%, with the same passion and desire that we showed during the thrilling European nights of 2010/11.
You can show your support in the following ways:
-- Learn some Bayern Munich chants. The easiest one is:
Wir lieben Munchen, jawohl. Wir lieben Munchen, jawohl. Wir lieben Munchen, jawohl. Oh Munchen find ich toll!
Obviously in the same tune as We love you Tottenham, we do etc...
-- Make your own Bayern Munich banners/flags. They may be over 700 miles away, but the support is inspiring your new favourite team.
-- If you're drinking alcohol during the match, stick to German beverages. There are plenty of German beers. I recommend Weihenstephaner Hefe Weissbier. Or Beck's.
-- The same goes for food. The Germans love their meat. Go nuts. Spoil yourself with Bratwurst and Schweinebraten. Unless you're Jewish.
-- If you have a Twitter/Facebook page, make the Bayern logo or a player your profile picture. I recommend Franck Ribery, as the ladies love him.
-- Need some pre-match music? May I suggest Kraftwerk, Rammstein or David Hasselhoff.
-- Buy yourself a pair of Bavarian lederhosen. You'll definitely look good.
-- If Bayern score, do a Klinsmann Dive in celebration.
-- If Bayern win, get everyone in your house/pub Ė including those who don't like football, to do a Klinsmann Dive.
-- If Chelsea win, leave the country for several months, and never speak of this again.