5 word story

**Tony07** · 25-06-2011, 20:04

only when a bright pink

**tottenham28** · 25-06-2011, 21:13

Floyd fan came along and?

**Tony07** · 25-06-2011, 21:16

took all of her false .............

**tottenham28** · 25-06-2011, 21:18

nails...what a heartless bitch!

**DanMU** · 25-06-2011, 21:32

so in the end she

**Tony07** · 25-06-2011, 21:37

pulled out her rather large .............

**tottenham28** · 25-06-2011, 21:48

1980's mobile and pressed the

**jamjars** · 26-06-2011, 01:05

"send" button to phone her.....

**Madchestermod** · 26-06-2011, 01:42

inprisioned uncle somewhere in iowa

**jamjars** · 26-06-2011, 02:14

who had been jailed for....

**beatpole2** · 26-06-2011, 04:02

touching the overgreat beatpole who

**Tony07** · 26-06-2011, 09:19

sang Dixie dressed in a ..............

**tottenham28** · 26-06-2011, 09:45

David Beckham style fluorescent sarong

**Tony07** · 26-06-2011, 10:15

with matching Wellies that sparkled ..........

**flysfooty** · 26-06-2011, 10:42

and a sequin hat that.....

**Tony07** · 26-06-2011, 11:03

was to die for however,

**algi** · 26-06-2011, 11:21

cutting a very bright figure

**Tony07** · 26-06-2011, 12:13

only showed what a silly......

**GWolf1** · 26-06-2011, 13:32

Big Girls blouse he had....

**Tony07** · 26-06-2011, 13:52

become for shaving his little

Thread: 5 word story